Every block of apartments houses the same eclectic group of people.
Depending on the size of the block and the location these people sometimes morph into each other and there are always the exception, the "normal" people, but for this exercise we'll forget about them.
This is a list of the people I've lived next to (or been one of) in the past and now that I've moved into an apartment block again, this is a list of my new neighbours.
*There's always an old man who collects strange little objects and ornaments which he subsequently gift's to the next person on our list
*The sexy chick. I met my blocks sexy chick yesterday, I tried to say hello, she looked me up and down and then walked off. (NB; the sexy chick is often mean) maybe she's afraid that I'm encroaching on her turf but I don't think I quite fit that description anymore and any how I've been the sexy chick before and to tell you the truth I already have enough ornaments.
*There's the artist, I am now filling this void in my block
* The wanabe artist, This person drags the "real" artist to their apartment to view and critique their latest Masterpiece (monstrosity)
*the drug addict (often also the next person for some reason)
*The avid gardener, It's amazing how many pot's a person can fit on a 1.5 m balcony or cram onto an already narrow walkway. This person is all so the cause of the Mealy bug epidemic (or aphids or whatever) on the other tenants prized bonsai or ornamental fig.
*The ethnic family depending on the location their ethnicity changes.
*The weird old man who feed's various birds and therefore makes sure that all the tenants cars get covered in poo
*The loner single guy (sometimes also the druggie) who only gets seen peering through the blinds when the sexy chick passes and once a month hanging his collection of religious (holey, get it?) underwear on the cloths line.
*The taxi driver (or someone who drives some sort of "trade' vehicle)
*The disabled person (really freaky until you realise the reason the person screaming out in the middle of the night when his lights start flashing on and off is actually deaf and that's how he knows his phone is ringing)
*Depending on the area the prostitute (none at this apartment block)
*The plain girl who has a cat which she doesn't look after so the rest of the block adopts the responsibility until it gets run over in the parking lot.
*The alcoholic female out of work actor/singer.
I'm sure there are more but I guess that will do for now.
Little Blue
Depending on the size of the block and the location these people sometimes morph into each other and there are always the exception, the "normal" people, but for this exercise we'll forget about them.
This is a list of the people I've lived next to (or been one of) in the past and now that I've moved into an apartment block again, this is a list of my new neighbours.
*There's always an old man who collects strange little objects and ornaments which he subsequently gift's to the next person on our list
*The sexy chick. I met my blocks sexy chick yesterday, I tried to say hello, she looked me up and down and then walked off. (NB; the sexy chick is often mean) maybe she's afraid that I'm encroaching on her turf but I don't think I quite fit that description anymore and any how I've been the sexy chick before and to tell you the truth I already have enough ornaments.
*There's the artist, I am now filling this void in my block
* The wanabe artist, This person drags the "real" artist to their apartment to view and critique their latest Masterpiece (monstrosity)
*the drug addict (often also the next person for some reason)
*The avid gardener, It's amazing how many pot's a person can fit on a 1.5 m balcony or cram onto an already narrow walkway. This person is all so the cause of the Mealy bug epidemic (or aphids or whatever) on the other tenants prized bonsai or ornamental fig.
*The ethnic family depending on the location their ethnicity changes.
*The weird old man who feed's various birds and therefore makes sure that all the tenants cars get covered in poo
*The loner single guy (sometimes also the druggie) who only gets seen peering through the blinds when the sexy chick passes and once a month hanging his collection of religious (holey, get it?) underwear on the cloths line.
*The taxi driver (or someone who drives some sort of "trade' vehicle)
*The disabled person (really freaky until you realise the reason the person screaming out in the middle of the night when his lights start flashing on and off is actually deaf and that's how he knows his phone is ringing)
*Depending on the area the prostitute (none at this apartment block)
*The plain girl who has a cat which she doesn't look after so the rest of the block adopts the responsibility until it gets run over in the parking lot.
*The alcoholic female out of work actor/singer.
I'm sure there are more but I guess that will do for now.
Little Blue
