Imagine for a second that you are an "artist"

Well a bullshit artist because you haven't actually finished any work for months. . .and months. . .and months.

You happen to decide that tonight is the night you'll start work again, but you know yourself, you know that you need a deadline to get anything done.

Imagine that you sit down to read the local paper, feeling sorry for yourself because you are procrastinating once again and then you turn the page. . .

you see the article. . .

 it reads:

The council is asking for expressions of interest from artists living in the Melbourne bayside area to take part in the 2007 Art in Public Places program.

You go to the website, you find the application form and see that the proposal is due (with 3 low res images of your artwork) tomorrow! Now that's a deadline.

LB

Wish me luck. . .

Oh and tell me to get off the stupid pooter and actually think of something profound to create, write a shit hot proposal and somehow fudge the photographs so it looks like I've spent months on whatever it is I'll be making for real over the next few weeks. . .

Do you think I can do it? I guess I can only try